November Caption Contest #2

[Kyng]

I know we've already done a caption contest this month; however, there was another picture that I just couldn't pass up . It's an alligator that's invaded a golf course:


(Source: Twitter / The Insider Paper)

Rules are as follows:

• You can submit up to three entries, but only one entry per person will count towards the final results;
  
• All entries must contain a maximum of 20 words;
  
• All entries must be your own original ideas (for example, it can't be effectively the same as a previous entry but with one or two words changed, and it can't just be two previous entries combined together).
  
• The contest closes on Sunday, 22nd November 2020 at 11:59pm GMT. Once the contest closes, I'll put all entries into a poll, and the three members whose entries receive the most votes will win prizes, as follows:
  
  
  • 1st place: 500 Coffee Credits (Plus a Yellow Ribbon, if at least 3 people enter, and the winner is at least 2 votes ahead of the 2nd-placed entry);
    
  • 2nd place: 200 Coffee Credits;
    
  • 3rd place: 100 Coffee Credits
  
  Good luck, everyone !

[Poppy]

Gator told, he can't play, cause he's not a member.

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Teddy the gator wants to learn how to play golf, but he can't hold a golf club.

[Mercury]

When I find all the golf balls, I think I will hide them just at the shallows of the water, then bam! My dinner will be served.


Well, I have been waiting all week for a game of golf, but I cannot find my golf clubs anywhere.

[J-Ster]

Give the golf balls back to my lake!

[Kirkburn]

My tail is the perfect weapon for a hole-in-one!

[Moonface]

Enhance your golf game with Gator-Aid. (Not affiliated with Gatorade.)

[JHG]

King Croc reclaims his former domain.

[Shiny Star]

I've been here many times before but I don't remember that part of the course.

[Kyng]

The contest has closed, and I've set up the poll: https://tch-forum.com/showthread.php?tid=8183

However, I will note the following:

When I find all the golf balls, I think I will hide them just at the shallows of the water, then bam! My dinner will be served.

This entry exceeded the maximum word limit (20 words). On this occasion, I will allow it, because it was posted over a week ago, and I didn't respond in a timely fashion (it's too late to ask for it to be changed, now that the contest has closed). So, I'm being generous on this occasion, but I thought I should at least make a note of it, so that people don't think I've overlooked it !