"What is this?" Contest: Anniversary Edition

[Kyng]

Time for a special anniversary contest! Simply look at the following picture and answer the question: What is this?



Try to make your answers as amusing as possible . Rules are as follows:

• Each person can enter up to three answers (but only one will count towards the final results);
  
• Answers must be 20 words or less;
  
• Answers must not contain the words 'coffee' or 'cup' (or any synonyms thereof). Also, anything that contains 'TCH' will count as containing 'Coffee', so be careful!
  
• Answers must be your own original idea (e.g. if somebody says "It's what CJ drinks out of", you can't then say "It's what Nilla drinks out of", because that's copying the other person's basic idea);
• Only entries posted in this thread will be counted. Entries submitted by any other means (e.g. via PM, via Discord, via a Minecraft server, or via carrier pigeon) will not count.

Entries close on Sunday, 11th December 2022 at 11:59pm GMT. After this, a poll will be set up, and the winners will receive larger prizes than usual, as this is a special Anniversary Edition:

• 1st place: 1,000 Coffee Credits, and a Yellow Ribbon if at least 3 people enter, and you win by at least 2 votes;
  
• 2nd place: 500 Coffee Credits;
  
• 3rd place: 250 Coffee Credits;
  
• Everyone else who submits a valid entry: 100 Coffee Credits.

Good luck, everybody !

[Pyrite]

An easy way to get third degree burns.

[Nilla]

A graphic that needs some seriosus fixing.

[JHG]

Tezcatlipoca's sacred plant converted into a drink for the king's court.

[Ann]

It is a steaming hot, tasty beverage to start off your day off on the right track!

[Shiny Star]

A scorching hot turd

[Nilla]

A scorching hot turd

Holy sh*t I screeched, this is perfect, end of contest.

[Kyng]

Today's the last day to enter this!

(And the same is true of the Anniversary Fill-In-The-Blanks Contest )

[Kyng]

The contest has closed - so, I'm setting up the poll now .