September Fill-In-The-Blanks Contest

[Kyng]

Have we seriously not done one of these since February?! Time for me to fix that!

This time, the contest concerns a newly-created cross-breed . All you need to do is fill in the blanks, in the most amusing way you can:

Scientists have announced the creation of the "_______": a hybrid between a _______ and a _______.

This creature has a very powerful _______, which allows it to _______ five times faster than a _______.

Unfortunately, _______ was terrified by this new creation. "When I saw it, it tried to _______ my _______!"

Rules are as follows:

• Each blank can be filled with one word, or multiple words. Be creative!
  
• Each person may submit up to three entries; however, only one entry by each person will count towards the final results.
  
• No copying another person's entry (or just using the same basic idea as them, with a small number of words changed slightly);
  
• Only entries posted in this thread will be counted. Entries submitted elsewhere (e.g. via PM, Discord, or Minecraft) will not count.

The contest closes on Sunday, 25th September 2022 at 11:59pm GMT, after which a poll will be started with all of the entries. Once voting closes, prizes will be awarded as follows:

• 1st place: 500 Coffee Credits (plus an  Orange Ribbon, if at least three people enter, and the winner is at least 2 votes ahead of the second-placed entry);
  
• 2nd place: 250 Coffee Credits;
  
• 3rd place: 100 Coffee Credits.
  

Good luck, everybody !

[Kyng]

Only five days left to enter!

[JHG]

Scientists have announced the creation of the "Hercules chicken”: a hybrid between a chicken and a Saltwater crocodile.

This creature has a very powerful peck, which allows it to pulverize five times faster than a chainsaw.

Unfortunately, Isabelle Fuhrman was terrified by this new creation. "When I saw it, it tried to take a bite out of my face!"

[Kyng]

Only a day and a half left to enter!

[Achtung Baby]

Scientists have announced the creation of the "Slouggy": a hybrid between a slime and a gas.

This creature has a very powerful venom, which allows it to spray five times faster than a cobra.

Unfortunately, Donald Trump was terrified by this new creation. "When I saw it, it tried to spray my grandma!"

[Kyng]

The contest has closed - and, the poll is here:
https://tch-forum.com/showthread.php?tid=13548

Go vote, everyone!