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Born: January 15, 2363
Died: May 13, 2452
Presidential term: 2409-2417
Courtney Bowser was born into a relatively modest family in Utah(No relationship with Nintendo of America president Doug Bowser.) She was raised by toll booth operators and as such, was mostly raised by her friends and school teachers. Bowser’s passion for public speaking and frustration at Puhihwitsikwasʉ‘s decision to become a Democrat despite the Draconids spurring civil rights for Native Americans and Lillian Weaver’s decision to run as a Republican led to her attempting to run for Kanab Mayor. Her failure as mayor taught her what not to do as president. An attempt to run for a Senate seat was a failure but led to her nomination as the Draconid candidate in 2408. Her campaign was successful, beating Republican Ron Milton and Democrat Delia Ketchum. Her name being shared with a Team Magma Admin and a Koopa King were not lost on people and at her inauguration many of her supporters dressed in Koopa costumes. She took the jokes on her name in good stride and reminded people “Bowser tracks his son’s playtime with the Nintendo Switch parental controls app. He is overall, a good father. I intend to live up to his good parenting by serving America to my best ability.” Bowser set on lowering taxes and forcing teachers defending use of paddling to attend mandatory lectures on the abuse of power. Several revolts from Objectivists erupted but only one got violent. Bowser laughed at the irony of their continued worship of a long discredited author who didn’t even believe in worshiping anything but “John Galt” and remarked Rand was “not a very good author or person.” Bowser resisted boycotts against food shipments to Afghanistan citing Herbert Hoover’s belief starving people should be fed, no matter their politics. Bowser won in a re-election in 2412 albeit with far less difficulty than her previous election campaign. She hosted a celebration of the birthday of Janina Helen Gordon, founder of the Draconid party and the “deathbringer of the age of American divisiveness.” Bowser helped Mombasa get funds for the Summer Olympic Games when the city funds fell short. She resisted all attempts to incorporate the Confederacy into American heritage and perpetuate the long discredited(500+ years) Lost Cause. She declared “The Confederacy stood for slavery, oppression, and treason. They were the quintessential evil Rebel Alliance. No amount of declaring otherwise will change that.” Bowser left the presidency generally well liked except for a close call with an assassin. She rose to prominence again in 2422 when she was recorded dancing the Peter Parker funky dance. Her age at 59 upon performing the viral dance video was considered a great feat of athleticism. She tried for a re-election in 2432 but failed. The rest of Bowser’s life was relatively peaceful. She stands as among the most well regarded and respected US presidents in historical rankings.
Died: May 13, 2452
Presidential term: 2409-2417
Courtney Bowser was born into a relatively modest family in Utah(No relationship with Nintendo of America president Doug Bowser.) She was raised by toll booth operators and as such, was mostly raised by her friends and school teachers. Bowser’s passion for public speaking and frustration at Puhihwitsikwasʉ‘s decision to become a Democrat despite the Draconids spurring civil rights for Native Americans and Lillian Weaver’s decision to run as a Republican led to her attempting to run for Kanab Mayor. Her failure as mayor taught her what not to do as president. An attempt to run for a Senate seat was a failure but led to her nomination as the Draconid candidate in 2408. Her campaign was successful, beating Republican Ron Milton and Democrat Delia Ketchum. Her name being shared with a Team Magma Admin and a Koopa King were not lost on people and at her inauguration many of her supporters dressed in Koopa costumes. She took the jokes on her name in good stride and reminded people “Bowser tracks his son’s playtime with the Nintendo Switch parental controls app. He is overall, a good father. I intend to live up to his good parenting by serving America to my best ability.” Bowser set on lowering taxes and forcing teachers defending use of paddling to attend mandatory lectures on the abuse of power. Several revolts from Objectivists erupted but only one got violent. Bowser laughed at the irony of their continued worship of a long discredited author who didn’t even believe in worshiping anything but “John Galt” and remarked Rand was “not a very good author or person.” Bowser resisted boycotts against food shipments to Afghanistan citing Herbert Hoover’s belief starving people should be fed, no matter their politics. Bowser won in a re-election in 2412 albeit with far less difficulty than her previous election campaign. She hosted a celebration of the birthday of Janina Helen Gordon, founder of the Draconid party and the “deathbringer of the age of American divisiveness.” Bowser helped Mombasa get funds for the Summer Olympic Games when the city funds fell short. She resisted all attempts to incorporate the Confederacy into American heritage and perpetuate the long discredited(500+ years) Lost Cause. She declared “The Confederacy stood for slavery, oppression, and treason. They were the quintessential evil Rebel Alliance. No amount of declaring otherwise will change that.” Bowser left the presidency generally well liked except for a close call with an assassin. She rose to prominence again in 2422 when she was recorded dancing the Peter Parker funky dance. Her age at 59 upon performing the viral dance video was considered a great feat of athleticism. She tried for a re-election in 2432 but failed. The rest of Bowser’s life was relatively peaceful. She stands as among the most well regarded and respected US presidents in historical rankings.
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