Another geographically-challenged contestant on
The Chase:
Quote:Q: Wesley Sneijder is the most capped footballer from which European country?
A: Brazil
Don't go giving JetPunk ideas, or I'll have to start doing an [insert obligatory Brazil rant here]

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(03-16-2021, 11:55 PM)Kyng Wrote: [ -> ]A bit of a bad one of my own:
Quote:Q: What kind of bear features on the Canadian $2 coin?
A: Toonie Bear
I'm not sure what I thought a "Toonie Bear" was. Maybe some kind of cartoon character who's popular in Canada
?
It's a
polar bear, you gimboid!
Toonie bear...

(At least you know the colloquial name of the coin though.

)
Now one from
Only Connect.
In the missing vowels round, the category was 'Assistants', and one of the clues was 'CRTN'. The answer was
supposed to be 'Cortana'... but the contestants instead gave the answer 'Cretin'. However, host Victoria Coren Mitchell ruled that, because plenty of people have been 'assisted' by cretins, she would give them the point

!!!!
(Somehow, I don't think she would've done that if it had changed the winner of the show

)
Another one from
The Chase today:
Quote:Q: Which English footballer scored 42 goals for Barcelona?
A: Diego Maradona
Seriously... of ALL the footballers whom one could misidentify as 'English', the contestant had to pick HIM...
I guess she thought the Goal of the Century was an own goal

???
The letters game from
Countdown is very simple: the contestants need to make the longest word they can, out of nine random letters. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, actually... quite a lot

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If you're wondering about the F-word... that's never actually been declared by a contestant, although there was at least one occasion when it was in the selection of letters. Neither contestant spotted it, but the host apparently did!
Now one from
Pointless.
If you're not aware, the premise of
Pointless is that all of the questions are asked to 100 people before the show - and the number of points the question is worth depends on how many of the 100 people answered the question correctly. (For example, if 13 of the 100 people got the answer right, then the question is worth 13 points; lower scores are better

)
Now, occasionally, some the 100 people will give daft answers, and these are mentioned in the show. For example, take the following question:
Quote:L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is the best medicine
The answer is, of course, 'Laughter' - and the contestant got it right, as did about 75 of the 100 people (I can't remember the exact number). However, one of the 100 people apparently said 'Laxative'

!!!
In his epic poems, Homer often refers to nectar as the drink of the gods, and which other substance as their food?
The answer is, of course, ambrosia. But that's not what this contestant said

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Another awful
Tipping Point answer I just found:
I don't know whether or not this was
worse than the previous answer, but...

Well, at least this one didn't name a Prime Minister. But still, I'm afraid she's terrible at Tenable

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Another one:
Quote:What is the name of the slots on the surface of a violin?
A) Z-holes
B) F-holes
C) A-holes
The contestant was a sweet old lady... or so I thought, until she picked the option "A-holes"

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